A fruit bat found some frozen figs
In far-out French Newfoundland
He travelled quite some distance
He could just have gone to Poundland!
A single solitary bear
Is something to behold
Just one fair bear is silver
But a pair of bears is gold
A rodent whiperer whispered though affected by a lisp
A water shortage left his mammals filthy furred and crisp
Precariously he placed his pets upon a pious plinth
He spoke unto the lord "pleathe thir, my thquirrelth need a rinthe"
For Spike
In my brain there lives a Milligan
An animal of sorts
He's fairly quick with rhymey words
And witty weird retorts
He oft bursts out at random
With big shoes I try to fill
He gifted us wise parting words:
"I told you I was ill!"
In far-out French Newfoundland
He travelled quite some distance
He could just have gone to Poundland!
A single solitary bear
Is something to behold
Just one fair bear is silver
But a pair of bears is gold
Every day a damaged timepiece
Tells the right time twice
Unless it's set to twelve,
Then one could argue
'Tis right thrice
A rodent whiperer whispered though affected by a lisp
A water shortage left his mammals filthy furred and crisp
Precariously he placed his pets upon a pious plinth
He spoke unto the lord "pleathe thir, my thquirrelth need a rinthe"
Mirror, Mirror on the table
Who's the greatest, best, most able?
"I should say you..." the glass replied,
"But why'd you leave me on my side?"
For Spike
In my brain there lives a Milligan
An animal of sorts
He's fairly quick with rhymey words
And witty weird retorts
He oft bursts out at random
With big shoes I try to fill
He gifted us wise parting words:
"I told you I was ill!"
