Wednesday, 19 June 2019

Some Haikus…

A wise man once said
Woof, woof, woofy woof, woof, woof
Well… no man… a dog.


Carnivores eat beef
Apivores differ somewhat
Those people eat bees


Unfortunately
Oversimplification
Overcomplicates


Some folks eat with forks
Others are partial to spoons
I like chopsticks, though


Rain is sky water
Lightning is the sky's lightbulb
Thunder: he’s hungry
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