This is not a poem, it’s actually a serious recipe for pancakes

Three ounce of flour and one pinch of salt
Four if it’s more savoury based
Bicarb of soda which makes them all fluffy
An ounce of ground sugar to taste

Mix up the dry stuff, creating a dip
Drop in two large eggs and mix
Fold in the whole milk a spoon at a time
Heat up the ring at mark six

Whisk until smooth and the texture of soup
Now grab a large frying pan
Pour out the mixture and spread it about
Circular shapes if you can

Cook until bubbles pop up at the sides
Then get thee a spatula quick
Oh, and there’s one little thing I forgot!
Use some oil so the pan doesn’t stick!

Flip it and cook it ‘til both sides are browned
Repeat until mixture is dead
Serve up with fruit and some chocolate perhaps
Or some syrup and bacon instead

Put on a plate and then pick up a fork
Put in mouth, chew and repeat
If you’re still snacky, why not make some more!
The favouritest lazy day treat!