Wednesday, 19 June 2019

Some More Limericks About Animals

There once was a wombat named Wu
Who felt quite exceptionally blue
He gathered his mates
They broke out of their crates
And they made their escape from the zoo


A moose crossed the street in Alaska
En route to the lands of Nebraska
She jumped on a train
Took a detour through Maine
I’m not quite sure why… but I’ll ask her
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