Some Say

Some say he sees like a samurai.
Some say he smells like a sprout.
Some say his feet are entombed in two bricks.
Some say he’s unable to shout.

Some say he’s scared of his mobile phone,
And won’t dare to answer his calls.
Some say his voice is quite green in its tone.
Some say he irons his smalls.

Some say he sleeps upside down like a bat.
Some say his he eats only squid.
Some say he knows only two facts about ducks.
Both are wrong and he owes me ten quid.

Some say he’s built like a tank.
Others say that he’s built like a twig.
Some say his father’s a sycamore tree,
All we know is, his name is...